Yada Yada Yada...

...a.k.a Randomization

People are wicked sha. I mean I know we all think stuff but we don’t always need to voice em na chei!! I was looking at pictures from the “soundcity awards.” I gather it was a musical awards event in Nigeria..? Anyways, people were leaving the meanest comments on pictures from this event. This one pic was of a lady in red looking *** [I honestly can’t think of a word] someone said “Chei, the devil is a liar…kai!!” I swear, I fell out laughing…my first thought was ‘dang!’ but na my head I tok am na…people are just mean mehn…I’m cracking up as I remember it mehn.
And lets not even talk about the comments people be leaving on the style section of BellaNaija...just the meanest stuff!!

LOL!!! So umm I just noticed that there is a handicap sign [person in a wheelchair or at least na wetin e resembu] next to the word verification box [for those of you that have it]…err why is that?? Speaking of which, that word verf thing is annoying na, you people!! I really don’t see how it deters spammers. If I wanna be a mean anon I’ll take the time to type my ish…word verf or not…just saying [yea yea I know I don’t have to leave comments if it bothers me…hush jo! lol]

Major Shouts out to BSNC’s blog roll…she’s got pretty much erbody on there and seeing as I’ve been too lazy to add all the new discoveries to mine…it serves me wella!! :)

I need to stop cussing. I’m no sailor or anything but it’s really not cute.

What’s so big about ‘big tigga??’ [former rap city dude]

So you know how you have Business cards from a particular company? Okay say you no longer work there but have tons of cards left…is it tacky to recycle the cards?? [iz a recession mayne!] Lol. You know, like, strike out the invalid email address and scribble in a correct [personal] one?? What say ye? Tacky or Not??

Mehn some wimmens worry oh. I can understand taking offense to ‘bitch’ but some people don’t like being called or hearing women called “chic/chick” Some don’t like when people say “female’ I’ve even heard that some don’t like “babe”….Hia!! What exactly is ‘wrong’ with anyone of those?? Make una calm down for Jesus jo!!

You know how it’s always been O-7, O-8, O-9? What will we say next year? O-10 OR just 10 OR two thousand and ten OR 20-10??

…another ex is getting married. This one didn’t do me anyhow actually. The news was so sudden I had to ask if he’s having a baby too…lol [yea, I know, my bad]. I wish him the best. I’m glad he’s finally settled his life down…he was a bit of a hippie for a while. All the best buddy!

FB is a beast sha…LOL!! Talk about gbeborun central…little tidbits of information that you don’t ask for just fall in ya eye…lol

It [sometimes] irks me when people spell my name wrong. I don’t even mind people butchering the name but for crying out loud if I send you an email the least you can do is look at the way I spell my name and make sure you type is correctly...hell, copy and paste the bloody thing, it's right there…mschew

I thought [traditionally] naijas are supposed to keep the name of a newborn until the naming ceremony day? People don’t adhere to that tradition anymore??

I need suggestions on where to travel to…SOLO!! I’ve done NY/Chicago/DC and a number of them ‘popular’ places so where can I go by myself n have a good time? A place with lots of touristy things to do…Please help!!

I’m going to remix LWKM to LNGKM….i find myself thinking ‘laff no go kill me’ whenever I type ‘laff wan kill me.’

…So I was looking on this Nigerian career website and as with every listing there is a ‘click to apply’ link. Why did some one post this in the comment section of one of the job-- “Goodday sir,i hereby apply for job employment in your firm.” Okay I thought this one was bad until I saw another person had posted their whole resume in the comment section of another listing complete with name and address. LNGKM :p…smh my people ehn

Talk about a woman scorned!! I didn’t know the Jon & Kate saga wasn’t over yet…only this time its with another kate? LOL, the poor woman is sounding hella bitter [who can blame her really?]. Apparently he was 2timing her and the other Haley chic. The new kate quit her job with the magazine she was working for cos ‘he told her to and had promised they would have a life together’ and now he’s saying ‘I’m glad she is out of my life’ buahaha chei…I don’t even know if i should feel sorry for her.

White shoes *shudders*

White pants on some women *shudders x10*

Reading “ow r u?” “av u bin?” “kip in tch” via txt or fb comments and such is one thing. Now, trying to read a whole post written in ‘shorthand’ is just cruel and unusual punishment haba!! Ugh!

I thought ladies washing cars in their bikinis was a TV/Movie thing?? I saw one live today.

...aiight that's it for now...

My fellow bloggers, how una dey? Happy Hump day! Hope this lovely Wednesday met you all well and work/life ain't too stressful. Make una maintain oh...Make it even if you gotta fake it. keep your heads up!!

*Muah*