Hot and Bothered!!!

*points and laughs*

See as una rush come…expecting some hawt and steamy post abi? Sorry ehn lol

Omo blogville has been very titillating and gborosious these last few days oh. At first we only had Roc and Scribbles to worry about now TDVA and Ms Lowlah don joined the arsenal [or maybe they’ve always been and I just got acquainted with them?]. Then there’s the duo-ButterChari…their love wantin tin fit make persin commit. Una just wan wounjure persin shaaaa...

Every where I turn folks talking about--

“Lazy tongues speaking clitorese…”

“Titties that fall naturally to the side…”

“Dreads swinging beauties that are packing…”

“Hawties named sin with bodies like sex…”

“Massage oil, Asian Rubdowns, and sitting between legs…”

“Doing that thing they love…”

…and so on and so forth. I mean, just plain making it rather hard for all the celibate folks around here...how fair is that? ehn??

*huh?*
*I should speak for myself?*
*...Ok, Ok*

Make una no mind oh!! I’m sure blogville isn’t complaining…you’all do write very well…I just dey jealous una das all :D

On a lighter, very unsexy note…I came across this and thot it was funny

Situations HALLMARK doesn't cover:

1. I always wanted

To have someone to hold,

Someone to love.

After meeting you

... (inside card)

I changed my mind.

2. I must admit,

You brought religion into my life

...(inside card)

I never believed in Hell

Until I met you.

3.As the days go by,

I think how lucky I am

... (inside card)

That you're not here

To ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go

... (inside card)

Will you take the knife from my back?

You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry

... (inside card)

Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday!

You look great for your age

... (inside card)

Almost life-like!

7. When we were together,

You said you'd die for me

.. . (inside card)

Now we've broken up,

I think it's time

To keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time

...(inside card)

What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you

...(inside card)

It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy

...(inside card)

Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend

If we were on a sinking ship

And there was only one life jacket

....(inside card)

I'd miss you terribly

And think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special

for your birthday

. . . (inside card)

So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

...(inside card)

(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi,and West Virginia).

14. Looking back o'er the years

We've been together,

I can't help but wonder

...(inside card)

What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!

.. .(inside card)

Too bad no one likes your husband.

16. How could two people as beautiful as you

... (inside card)

Have such an ugly baby?

P.S--I realize this might be old to some if not most...it tickled me sha teehee

TGIF my good people. Hope you all get up to something fun...

*Muah*